Pineapples

Curiosity killed the cat. Jk, ask away!    We're all stories in the end...

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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— 5 days ago with 581495 notes

gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”

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pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

image

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— 5 days ago with 233384 notes

Amy Pond appreciation week:  Day 2: Favorite Hairstyles or Outfits

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— 5 days ago with 2607 notes

"They taught me that you can do quality work and have fun at the same time. It’s a novel idea." — Sir Patrick Stewart on James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender

(Source: beauxtiful, via fuckjamesyouliferuiner)

— 5 days ago with 1668 notes

"Oh, I had lessons from the very best. It’s a shame you were busy that day.”

"Oh, I had lessons from the very best. It’s a shame you were busy that day.”

(Source: tenbluebox, via thekingofwinter)

— 5 days ago with 6157 notes
A MOMENT’S PAUSE TO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT THIS PHOTO EXISTS

dukeofbookingham:

image

THORIN AND THRANDUIL, BREAKING IT DOWN. 

GET ME TO THIS DANCE PARTY POSTHASTE.

(via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

— 2 weeks ago with 238 notes

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

(via catihapisaur)

— 2 weeks ago with 149688 notes