Pineapples

Curiosity killed the cat. Jk, ask away!    We're all stories in the end...

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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ladyamypond:

Positive lines from the Doctor

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askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

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You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement.

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— 1 week ago with 24074 notes

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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— 1 week ago with 195693 notes

naimss:

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush 

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— 1 week ago with 198822 notes
me:i have a crush
friend:suck their dick
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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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— 1 week ago with 179058 notes
hawkeytime:

ilovedougiehamilton:

fincher:

I got embarrassed looking at this im deleting my blog right now

this is my favorite picture

"jack paint me like one of your french girls" or just a beached mermaid?

hawkeytime:

ilovedougiehamilton:

fincher:

I got embarrassed looking at this im deleting my blog right now

this is my favorite picture

"jack paint me like one of your french girls" or just a beached mermaid?

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— 1 week ago with 724 notes